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Strip Tease - Blond Jokes 2
Whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
lalalala
How do you make a blondes eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
sing to her
Why dont blondes eat bananas?
They cant find the zipper.
They cant find the pull tab.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Earrings
Her ankles.
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
To stop man kissing her
Because red means stop.
Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
Because red means:Stop, wrong hole.
Because she likes it.
How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
They chip their teeth.
By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Whats the mating call of the blonde?
Red lips
I m *sooo* drunk!
What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
I m *sooo* drunk!
(Screaming) I said: I m drunk!
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