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Strip Tease - Blond Jokes 5
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Complete the jokes and see jennifer in the nude! Joke 1: What s the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
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So they know what day of the week it is.
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The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
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Not everybody has been in a limo.
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Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking own the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
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Not everybody has been in a limo.
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The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
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So they know what day of the week it is.
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Why do blondes take the pill?
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Not everybody has been in a limo.
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So they know what day of the week it is.
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The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
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Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
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Butter is difficult to spread.
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dont lend the Porsche out to your friend.
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What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
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They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
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Butter is difficult to spread.
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What is the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
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They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
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Butter is difficult to spread.
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What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
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Nice tits!
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Write:Please turn over, on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
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How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
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Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
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Nice tits!
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Write:Please turn over, on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Why aren t there many blonde gymnasts?
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Write:Please turn over, on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Nice tits!
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Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
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Congratulations! You finished the blond quiz. Try another sex quiz?
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